Yeah, this is the standard first post. I’ve just changed it a bit.
A while ago (In a galaxy far, far away [I mean a previous job]) I was tasked to create a training that would allow people to analyze a slow loading page. I added this little Easter egg on the code:
$ curl -X POST -d '{"hello":"world"}' -H "Content-Type: application/json" https://node.newnotthatgooddomain.com/api|jq
{
"message": "it's a me, mario",
"imageUrl": "https://node.newnotthatgooddomain.com/files/mario.jpg"
}
A cURL to one of my dummy sites APIs would return a picture of Mario that was then displayed. The trick was that this API was hard-coded to wait 5 seconds before returning the image.
What this necessary? Hell no, but it was fun. I also got to try coding a bit in Node, although I did use ChatGPT a bit to have a working boilerplate and correct syntax here and there. Here’s the image:

Now, why am I telling you this? I think I just wanted to waste your time. Sorry.
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